“We're all stories in the end, just make it a good one.” ~Doctor Who~

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One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

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he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

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toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

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OH MY GOD

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Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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